“Quarter 95” handed out “Oscars” of the Ukrainian politicians: “Suprun – best actress”

"Квартал 95" раздал "оскары" украинским политикам: "Супрун - лучшая женская роль"

“Quarter 95” Eugene Kosh presented the award to a “Political Oscar”

In the night from Sunday to Monday in Los Angeles 91 will be held the ceremony of awarding the winners of the Oscar.

“We are resurrection we will not wait, and now will have our awards ceremony a political Oscar. No statuettes, medals to present we will not, in fact, if our politicians wanted to, they themselves will award them,” said Eugene Mishka live ЧистоNews.

Oscar for best actress is given to the Minister of health Suprun for the domestic version of the movie “invincible”.

Andriy Parubiy receives the award for best film in a foreign language: what language does Andrei Vladimirovich, it is not yet clear.

Best Director Oscar goes to the press-attache of the President of Svyatoslav Tsigalko, who accidentally took a picture “baby Crying”, the one where Peter hears the cry of the boy through the armored glass and comes to the rescue.

Best short film: the award to Iryna Lutsenko for the role of disappointed in the system official in the movie “Happy”.

Arseniy Yatsenyuk received the award in the category for the remake of the year: even a single character so quietly did not return.

Best soundtrack – Oleg Lyashko: it is difficult to choose a song where he ever got the note. Best soundtrack – the song “forget-me-not”.

The Oscar for best picture goes to all of the Verkhovna Rada for the epic, which lasted for 27 years, called “blah-Blah-land.”

Previously, “Kvartal 95” mocked the leader of “Radical party” Oleg Lyashko. Recently on his page on the social network, Oleg Lyashko posted a photo with the player of Shakhtar and signed it: “on the road to Zhitomir met at the gas station a great footballer Donetsk “Shakhtar” Nicholas Matvienko. Over coffee discussed the plan of the victory over German side Eintracht”. It is worth noting that the match Shakhtar vs Eintracht Frankfurt ended with the score 4-1 in favor of the Germans.

“Dear Shakhtar players, in the future still discuss strategy with the coach, not with the bystanders in the gas station,” says Valery Zhidkov of “Kvartal 95” in the new issue ЧистоNews.

"Квартал 95" раздал "оскары" украинским политикам: "Супрун - лучшая женская роль"

"Квартал 95" раздал "оскары" украинским политикам: "Супрун - лучшая женская роль"

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